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 Here is my Company Logo (lame) with a cool java script!!

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      Certifications:

  • AT&T CAT 5 
  • AT&T G3R Installation
  • Fibre Optic Splicing (multimode)
  • CAT 5 600pr Splicing
  • Arcnet Lan2
  • Metasys Level 1A NC install
  • CFC Refrigerant Industrial/Commercial
  • TI DSP Engineering
  • Beckman Electronics Repair
  • Almost HP Microsoft Cluster Certified
  • ASE Mechanic
  • Catapilar Diesel Factory Auth.
  • Ford High Compression Factoy Auth.
  • GM Anti-lock brake specialist
  • GM Advanced Computer Control
  • GM Emissions
  • Ford Emissions
  • Ford Computer Diagnostics
  • Ford Fuel Injection Systems

Other Stuff:

  • Federal Firearms License
  • Proud member of the SETI League (yes ET)
  • Member of the Low Light initiative (for astronomy)
  • Quake Server Admin
  • Beta Tester for: Forte, Seirra, Epic, Microsoft, Cavedog, AfterStep, 3Com, PROBE and Interex

 OK, my real name is not Woody and since everybody asks, here is the story.........

 I used to play a lot of golf, never really good at it. The balls I used seemed to always be attracted to wood! Trees, club houses, tee markers, tool sheds, telephone poles and even a lumber delivery truck! So I was dubbed "Woody". Here are some other less known alias's :
"Lumber Jack", "Bark Burner", "Oak Killer", "Sawmill", "Branch Breaker"!
So now you know the rest of the story :)

Quote of the Month.....
"Not everything that counts can be counted,
 and not everything that can be counted counts"
  ....Einstein

 A good friend once told me.....
 The Odds of someone watching you,
 are directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
 Not done yet!
This is kind of a test place for my new 'stuff'!

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Email Me: vap0r@gte.net

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